Herrow!!!!
My name is Pi and I am a schnauzer mix –emphasis on the mix.
When I was a quarter of a year old –human years- I was recruited with some of my buddies from HQ to be a part of a big mission.
Some of the things we were trained in back at HQ include but are not limited to: the art of puppy dog eyes, butt wiggling, alert algorithms, cleaning faces, and what humans see as vacuuming.
From HQ we were shipped to a different facility.
THE JOB: to use our training and rescue the humans!
After spotting my target I danced like a ballerina and sung like a nightingale. They were an unsuspecting pair and seducing them was a piece of Pi.
One of my people decided to create this #Docublog because she believes she understands me. Well, she doesn’t. However, when she gets close I like to flip the script. After all my idol is the: Oh so amazing and awesome Muttley! This is a win-win situation. She finds pleasure in sharing her experiences/near misses [I hold HQ’s mission to inspire dear to my WigglyButt].
As far as I am concerned, my mission has been a success. I have a house within a house, endless belly rubs, multiple sun bathing stations, dirt to keep me cool, snacks galore, and have good craic with my buddies about #missionWigglyButts.
Ninja Mode
Ooh! Time to go protect the Sandhill Cranes from the see through wall!
My people keep erasing my warning signs about the invisible shield. The humans must not understand the font: Times Nose Roman. Or maybe they want me to do it higher… oh well I guess I will just have to politely tell the cranes to “WATCH OUT!!!”
A Note From The Human
Whether you’re a new or seasoned pooch companion, you know that there is never a dull moment. Here at WigglyButts.me the goal is to advocate for our buddies and share the experiences we have had over the years.
Although we can treat them all equally with love, we understand each WigglyButt has their specific needs. Always consult a veterinary professional about allergies and other medical advice. I am not an expert in the field, but I am passionate about all of the #WigglyButts.